What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:39
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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A View to a Kill
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.